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Annual semen and sperm at three times weekly
18.5 US fluid ounces (548 milliliters) of semen and 29.0 billion sperm per 365-day year
Answer basis: PER 365-DAY YEAR
Three ejaculations weekly works out to about 156.4 ejaculations in a 365-day year. Applying frequency-matched study means gives about 18.5 US fluid ounces (548 milliliters) of semen and 29.0 billion sperm.
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